Naruto: I Am Not Really Related – Chapter 37: One Poisonous Family

Chapter 37: One Poisonous Family

After rushing back home, Haru finally had a bite of the warm leftovers before leaving the table.

However, what he did not expect was that Tobirama was really poisonous!

Tobirama, who was usually the first to finish his meal, actually ate until the end today, even leaving half a bowl of rice for someone.

If Haru had not come back in time, this half bowl of rice would have been gone in a few minutes.

Haru was so angry that he poured the rest of the soup into the bowl, mixed it twice, and swallowed it with his tears.

And Tsunade had already disappeared. When he found Tsunade, he found that this little heartless person was holding a big bowl of pig rice with an oily mouth!

'My goodness, that bowl is bigger than her baby face.'

"Hehe, what good food are you eating here?"

Touching his stomach, Haru licked his lips, his face full of greed.

Tsunade, who was shocked, suddenly had a surprised expression on her face, "You can find me even if I hide here?" Then, she no longer had time to carefully taste it. She quickly stuffed the rest of the pork meat into her mouth. Then, she chewed hard and handed over the rest of the food in the bowl.

"Wu...(Haruru, you eat ---)"

Looking at Tsunade's bright eyes, Haru, who subconsciously took the big bowl, couldn't help but show tears.

"Who wants to eat your leftovers!"

'As expected of my good niece, you really didn't leave a piece of meat for me!'

'Get lost!'

'Even if I starve to death, I won't eat your leftovers even if I'm angered to death by Tobirama!'


Haru sniffed twice, and it seemed to be a little fragrant.

When he looked again, the big rice in the bowl was suffused with a layer of oil that was filled with the smell of crime, and it was the sin that pigs had dug into!

And after carefully digging, he actually pulled out a few pieces of meat from the rice.


He couldn't help but swallow his saliva and look around.

'Very good, there is no one.'

"Cough cough, Sister Ayako has been looking for you all this time. Hurry up and go over. Uncle will help you send the bowls and chopsticks to the kitchen in a while."

Haru raised his head with disdain, and without even looking at the bowl of rice in his hand, he immediately said seriously. Tp vl updates on n/(o)/v/lb/in(.)com

Tsunade was suspicious of him. She nodded, covered her oily mouth, and ran out.

To be honest, just now, she was really afraid that the pot would dig her mouth and then snatch the meat away...

Phew ---

After sending Tsunade away, Haru once again closed the door in a sneaky manner. Then, he laughed foolishly. He ate a mouthful of meat and a mouthful of oily rice. It was really fragrant!

He had no choice. He only ate half a bowl of rice and a few mouthfuls of leftover vegetable soup in the evening. How could he not be hungry?

Tsunade could open a small stove, but that did not mean he could.

It was obvious that Tobirama had done this on purpose!

"Humph, when you are old, you will see if I give you food or not!"

However, just as Haru was happily tasting the bowl of pork, the door suddenly opened.

"Haruru, mom said... ah!"

The air suddenly froze, and the corner of Haru's mouth still had a crystal grain hanging from it. He looked at Tsunade in disbelief.

Then, from the corner of Haru's mouth twitch, he said with a numb face, "If I said that I just don't want to waste food, would you believe me?"

Tsunade hesitated for a moment, but she still nodded.

Haru's stiff body suddenly relaxed, and even his numb face was relieved.

"Haruru, are you full?"

Feeling pain, he looked down at the leftovers in his hand that was actually still very fragrant.

Haru nodded silently.

The next second, he saw Tsunade suddenly look happy and immediately ran out. While running, she shouted, "Mom! I don't want to eat that pork rice cooker anymore! Haruru said that he was full after eating the leftovers. Give me that portion too!"

Haru was instantly petrified. The oily rice in his hand suddenly lost its fragrance.

'What a sin!'

'Tsunade, you are really... considerate!'

'The people in this family are all f*cking poisonous, aren't they?'

The insensitive and unreliable idiot uncle. He looked gentle and generous, but in fact, he was protective of the terrifying squinting big aunt.

The cold-looking, black-bellied, narrow-minded, narrow-minded, vengeful, unsmiling... the face of a dead person with a thousand derogatory words, Tobirama, who was a man of death.

There was also the Heart Piercing Poisonous Little Devil that made him suffer countless times, the one he loved the most, the little niece Tsunade.

Looking up, 45 degrees, looking up at the ceiling...

"I really can't stay in this house anymore!"


A burst of stomach growling immediately pulled Haru back to reality.

Forget it, it was more important to fill his stomach first.

It would be better to wait for more than ten years before leaving home.

Haru immediately pulled the rest of the food into his mouth and chewed hard.


In the evening, Haru cultivated seriously under the gaze of Tobirama's dead face.

Although his current identity provided him with a lot of protection and convenience, at the same time, this identity could also bring him great danger.

And only strength was the foundation for his future!

Therefore, Haru, who knew this very well, had never been perfunctory when he was cultivating. He even took out 200% of his attitude. Even in his previous life, when he was in the college entrance examination, he had not been so attentive.

Tobirama, who had been watching for a while, could not help but nod in his heart. With talent and hard work, this was almost more than half of success.

'As long as he does not die prematurely, in another ten or so years, he might really grow into a towering tree and lead Konoha to a brighter future.'

This was the first time that Tobirama began to seriously think about Hashirama's expectations and evaluation of Haru

At the same time, it was also the first time in his heart that he had the idea of protecting Haru and cultivating him into Hokage..

Now that he was completely fine and unharmed, Tobirama believed that it would not be a problem for him to live for another ten or twenty years and see Haru grow up.

After all, even if there was a real war, it was almost impossible for him, who had Flying Thunder God, to be killed.

At that time, if Haru's growth and character could really reach the expected...

Tobirama never thought that age was a problem, but the way Haru appeared in this world made him more or less worried.

"Forget it, let's wait and see. It's a bit too early to think about this now." Tobirama let out a long breath.

Chapter end

Chapter 31: Uchiha Fuu
Chapter 32: How OId Are You?
Chapter 33: You Pull My Hair and I’ll Stab Your Eye!
Chapter 34: Hate Being Beaten By Teammates!
Chapter 35: If Water Release Is Not Strong, Then How About T
Chapter 36: To Draw A Face On Other!
Chapter 37: One Poisonous Family
Chapter 38: How’s Uchiha Family?
Chapter 39: Because It Was Needed!
Chapter 40: Learn From The Wisdom Of Ancestor
Chapter 41: A Beautiful Day Began to Eat and Donate!
Chapter 42: Only The Winner Will Persist
Chapter 43: Because of a Few Sand Eagles
Chapter 44: Old Dog
Chapter 45: Illusion!
Chapter 46: Danzo Who Doubts His Life
Chapter 47: Dumbfounded Sunagakure
Chapter 48: I Defeated Nidaime Hokage!
Chapter 49: A Merciful Family
Chapter 50: Spitting at Each Other? Really Never Afraid
Chapter 51: The Heart of Everyone: Monster!
Chapter 52: Cute Fierce Dog
Chapter 53: Unspeakable Aburame Clan
Chapter 54: Parasitic Bugs? This Thing Is Great Supplementar
Chapter 55: Painful Mask
Chapter 56: Weird Pallate
Chapter 57: Demons
Chapter 58: Open The Gate To The New World
Chapter 59: Passive Skill
Chapter 60: The God Of Ninja World
Chapter 61: The Gaze Of Uchiha’s Undead
Chapter 62: The Ninja War Is About To Start
Chapter 63: Tobirama Yearning
Chapter 64: Tobirama Is The Founder Of Akatsuki?
Chapter 65: Everyone Will Submit To This eye
Chapter 66: Look At Me, Son!
Chapter 67: The Hope Of Uchiha Clan
Chapter 68: Which Clan Caused A Big Belly?
Chapter 69: The Elders Who Can’t Drink Were Not Easy to Talk
Chapter 70: The Strongest Connection On Konoha
Chapter 71: I Have Decided to Bring My Talent to You
Chapter 72: Drink More Hot Water
Chapter 73: It Was Alll A Slander!
Chapter 74: You Can’t Fall Into The Act
Chapter 75: Crissis Quietly Arrived
Chapter 76: How Did He Do It?
Chapter 77: Konoha Vs. Four Villages!
Chapter 78: If You Can’t Defeat Even Hokage, Are You Worthy
Chapter 79: Gift And Tobirama’s Decision!
Chapter 80: Graduation Class
Chapter 81: Charisma and Leadership
Chapter 82: Not A Drop Left
Chapter 83: Four Kages Appear
Chapter 84: Konoha Beheading Plan
Chapter 85: Who Wants To Be Buried
Chapter 86: The Kages Fall One By One
Chapter 87: Salted Fish Sword
Chapter 88: Azure Dragon and Giant Clam
Chapter 89: Secret Entrance
Chapter 90: I Am An Uncle
Chapter 91: Mysterious Black Robe
Chapter 92: It’s Over
Chapter 93: Mangekyou
Chapter 94: My Nickname is Uchiha Yangyang
Chapter 95: Bloodline Curse
Chapter 96: Conspiracy
Chapter 97: Don’t Get In The Freaking Gundam, Madara
Chapter 98: Another War
Chapter 99: Grown-Up
Chapter 100: Why Now
Chapter 101: Do You Want These Eyes
Chapter 102: What a Jerk
Chapter 103: Fried Fish Pond
Chapter 104: The Most Painful Way to Die
Chapter 105: Reunion After 18 Years
Chapter 106: Long Time No See, Kagami-Sensei
Chapter 107: Back To Konoha
Chapter 108: Strong Woman
Chapter 109: How Much Water Does a Waterfall Have
Chapter 110: You Can Always Trust Uchiha Kagami, Maybe
Chapter 111: High Pressure Water
Chapter 112: The People Who Wanted To Hurt Me Are Dead
Chapter 113: Why Is There Always Someone Forcing Me To Make
Chapter 114: Entering The Door Of Konoha
Chapter 115: Come Cigarette Spirit!
Chapter 116: Once A Boss, Forever Will Be A Boss
Chapter 117: Mystery of One’s Birth
Chapter 118: Kinjutsu?
Chapter 119: Even Rikkudou Sennin Can’t Stop Him!
Chapter 120: Holy Sh*t QR Code!!!
Chapter 121: Get Ready To Kill Danzo First!
Chapter 122: Infinite Sword Flow
Chapter 123: Removal Of Self-Cursing Seal
Chapter 124: Skeleton Frame
Chapter 125: You Think I Don’t Dare To Kill?
Chapter 126: I Am Taking Her Away Today. I Want To See Which
Chapter 127: Leave Together?
Chapter 128: Dark Day
Chapter 129: I, Tsunade, Is Going Back To The Village!
Chapter 130: I Finally Found You
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